Vegetarian Octogenarian?
Greg and I went out to dinner last night with some old friends of ours from college. It was great evening all around; great food, great wine, great conversation. Everything was going swimmingly until the subject of healthy eating habits came up. As you well know, I pride myself on my healthy eating habits, which I’ve worked very hard to maintain in recent years. However, even my extensive knowledge of smart food choices wasn’t enough to silence the speeches that poured from our friends’ mouths the moment we began snacking on the prosciutto appetizer.
You see, our friends have recently become vegetarians. And not only are they newly converted, they have become that particularly righteous type of vegetarian that look down on all omnivores for relishing the taste of a bloody steak. Because, you know, omnivores are evil and unhealthy and drink the blood of puppies every full moon. What had been a jovial night out on the town quickly devolved into a trying lecture about the benefits of vegetarianism, of which there are supposedly many, including slenderness, increased energy, better circulation and overall improvement in constitution.
Just in case all the Popeye cartoons from your childhood didn’t make this point clear to you, let me make it once again: Spinach is good for you. Really, really good for you. And if you still have a childhood aversion to it for that reason, give it another try! Like most leafy green vegetables, it’s relatively tasteless - except that it has a rich texture that makes it quite tasty when prepared well.
Hi everyone, Greg here. Jane’s too busy to write this week, so she asked me to fill in. Ha, she thought she was asking a huge favor of me; little does she know that I’ve been thinking about writing this since my last post. In fact, I plan on weaseling my way into Weigh the FAQs at least every month from here on out! But onto the article: By prison workout, I don’t mean what can happen if you drop the soap. I refer, of course, to a complete, total body workout that can be performed in your prison cell or even the bedroom you share with a spouse (the same thing for some of you) using easily obtainable household items and your own bodyweight. There is no one definitive prison workout, but there are several extremely effective exercises that should be a part of anyone’s home workout arsenal, man or woman.
I knew regular soda was bad for me. (Of course, no surprise there, right?) But I didn’t know diet soda was bad for me. Sure, I knew it wasn’t good for me. Not like it has any vitamins, minerals, fiber, protein or anything else remotely nutritious in it at all - but at least it didn’t have sugar or calories, right?